Bumper stickers

[Alan the Vanner]

Having just noticed M170RFA's signature, got me thinking about amusing bumper stickers I have seen on my travels. There are plenty of really funny ones on the vanning circuit:

"I'm only driving like this to p:censored: you off!"

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them!"

Any more folks?

[D87 SMW]

"Zero to Naked in 6.2 Beers"

"Jesus Loves You
Everyone Else Thinks You're
an A**hole"

"Beer - Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"

"Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862"

"enjoy Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore"

"Bad Cop! No Donut"

"Will Have Sex for Beer"

"Hang Up and Drive!"

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Alan the Vanner]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Absolutely spanking!

[Austin-Rover]

"Dont Steal! The Government Hates Competition!"

[Quality]

Sell my Austin Rover I'd rather shove wasps up my arse!

[D87 SMW]

Originally posted by RDGelder
"Dont Steal! The Government Hates Competition!"


:laugh: :laugh: :cool: :) :laugh: :laugh:

[Maria]

"Steps Fan on board" :rolleyes: :confused: :eek:

I can't decide whether that's more likely to get you rammed for violating the laws of taste and decency or make everyone back off in horror...

[e692wtt]

Don't think anyone would believe it anyway. A real 'Tragedy' when they split up.

Incidentally, the Bee Gees' (original) version of that song was interrupted on Radio 1 in November 1990 to announce that Maggie Thatcher was leaving No. 10 after John 'wait and see' Major won the Leadership Contest... How ironic...:laugh:

The other other Rich.:)

[John S]

Originally posted by e692wtt
Don't think anyone would believe it anyway. A real 'Tragedy' when they split up.

Incidentally, the Bee Gees' (original) version of that song was interrupted on Radio 1 in November 1990 to announce that Maggie Thatcher was leaving No. 10 after John 'wait and see' Major won the Leadership Contest... How ironic...:laugh:

The other other Rich.:)

November 20th actually:p Don't ask me how I know that!

[Wonko_The_Sane]

I've got to get a spray stencil set-I have always wanted to put "If you can see this, I've run over you" on the underneath of H870..;)

Give the MOT tester a laugh at least..:)

[e692wtt]

M170 RFA, I am most impressed.

Happy days indeed, but I think I'd get told off if I said any more than that!!!:laugh:

[Simon]

"If this van's rockin' don't come knockin'"