Maestroitis

[D87 SMW]

How long have you had Maestroitis?
Goes for Montegoitis too...

[F690OTF(RIP)]

I don't think you've got the terminology quite right, since Maestroitis would mean 'inflammation of the Maestro', which isn't really the case. Maestro-osis doesn't have quite the same ring to it, and probably means something similarly erroneous anyway. Ho hum...

[D87 SMW]

Ok - just ingore this thread...:laugh:

[Jonathan]

We normally do.

Oh, sorry... :laugh:

[tony]

where the pics of the car,we are missing them f170

[D87 SMW]

Here u go...
http://www.maestro.org.uk/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=63

[tony]

still has a nice shine on it

[topgear]

Ok, come on then.. it looks like im the one to answer the question first doesnt it?

Ive had maestro-whateveritus for 6 and a half years!

Oh, and my wheelbarrows broken! :rolleyes:

[tony]

"ho and my wheelbarrows broken!"
do u want to talk about it or is it too soon:(

[D87 SMW]

I have had Maestroitis all my life. My dad has had it for about 18 years!

[topgear]

hehe... :) it was a nice wheelbarrow, it had a wheel, and a barrow.. and all the mod cons.. then it broke, and now im wheelbarrowless!

So now it seems as though i will have to give up on my membership to wheelbarrow.org.uk and barrowwheels weekly! What could else could be so degrading?

Yes, i am joking.. gotta make these forums a little different ya know! :p

[tony]

dont they have classified in that mag of your?:eek:

[e692wtt]

Have u tried reading Pr*ct*c*l Cr*ss*cs lately? It could do with an item or two on wheelbarrows - items of the quality of the posts above would improve this alleged mag by 100%. As for RPM (Retro Performance Monthly, free first issue with PC last month, I think, oh yes it was, I used it as toilet paper in Amsterdam...), just the expected several same old stale brews reheated and none the better for it... sad my expectations were so low, isn't it? Bring back Peter Simpson (I think he's been sacked from the 'helpline' feature, unbelievably), Russ Smith or John Pearson, all good former editors.

I've shown positive test results for Montego-itis for 6 1/2 years, and was an undiagnosed carrier for several years before that.

The other other Rich.;)

[Simon]

I've had 'em since 8/8/88.

[bandycat]

I THINK YOU CAN GET CREAM FOR THAT:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[tony]

Originally posted by bandycat
I THINK YOU CAN GET CREAM FOR THAT:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
is it called p38?

[e692wtt]

No, I've tried it and it was a b*gger to get off afterwards. Oh, the skin problems it caused, had to clean myself up with used engine oil...:laugh:

The other other Rich. :laugh: :laugh:

[tony]

this maestroitis thing is catching i have just bought yet another montego thats 3 in 4 weeks running out of room for all the cars now,anyone got a spare lockup?thats 6 in total now,we will have our own staff sagas soon

[Beaker]

6 montys? :eek: What on earth do you plan doing with them all?

[D87 SMW]

Originally posted by tony
this maestroitis thing is catching i have just bought yet another montego thats 3 in 4 weeks running out of room for all the cars now,anyone got a spare lockup?thats 6 in total now,we will have our own staff sagas soon

:eek:6! You never said that before! Come on, what are they all and... post some pics! :) :laugh:

[tony]

i have six cars but only 3 are proper cars ,2 est 7 seaters and the converatble,then theres the nissan almera that never brakes down,a little car for the wife,soon to be replaced with on of the est seven seaters,and a ford van that i own for work,5 are on the road, 1 going to the scrap yard when sripped so any body want parts from a 1.6 auto est seven seater on a g reg shout up:)